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category: D*rty jokes9-2-2010A guy was standing in a bar when a stranger walks in.
After a while they get to talking and at about 10:30 PM the second guy says, "Oh well,I better get
home.My wife doesn\t like me to stay out during late night."
The first guy replies, "I\ll help you out of this. Just do what I say. Go home. Sneak into the
bedroom. Pull back the covers. Get down between her legs then lick, lick and lick for about 20
minutes and there will be no complaints in the morning."
The guy agrees to try that and continues drinking with him for two more hours before heading
home to give it a try.
When he got home, the house was pitch black. He sneaks upstairs into the bedroom, pulled back
the covers and proceeded to lick for 20 minutes. The bed was like a swamp so he decided to
wash his face.
As he walked into the bathroom, his wife was sitting on the toilet.
Seeing her he screamed, "What the hell are you doing in here?!"
"Quiet!", she exclaimed. "You\ll wake my mother."
